Thursday, June 12, 2014

Cigarettes Kill, So do Women!!!

There was nothing to glorify the messy Mumbai weather. It had rained for a negligible twenty minutes in the pre – evening hour just to annoy the sweaty locals. Traffic still confused whether to stay or move, constantly switching their legs between the clutch and the brakes. Midst the chaos, across the street, stood a shattered Pan Shop serving the right intoxication to these restless bastards.

He watched them leaning against the shattered wall of the shop, one by one, buying tobacco to risla, just to walk across the broken lane, only to roll a joint and get lost in their own sorrow. Scribing layers within layers, trying to create a story of their own, lost in translation, simplifying their complications and to forget in intoxication.

He stamped the bud of his second cigarette and was about to leave when he noticed her a couple of yards away, resting against a tree. She pulled out a Classic Milds packet from her back pocket of her shorts and took a cigarette out with her lips, directly. Call it the stars or her drenched lighter, even after successive attempts; she failed to light her smoke.

He walked towards her and elegantly offered her the spirit from his polished, wolf printed, matte finished Zippo. She stared at him skeptically, deciding in her calculative mind whether to accept his offer or not, she did. He picked out his third smoke and lighted it with the same spirit.

‘You think it is going to rain?’ he asked.

She looked at him, confused. But she didn't reply. His eyes were still fixed on hers. She couldn't take that foolish awkwardness.

‘Sorry? What?’ she replied.

‘Rain, you think it is going to rain?’ he repeated.

‘No.  May be… I don’t know.’

And she got back to her cigarette. Twenty five seconds of Napoleon Dynamite silence led to another attempt of vague interaction with her.

‘I think… I think it is going to rain,’ he stammered, confidently.

She looked at him with a half-baked smile and returned back to her smoke. Again. Napoleon Dynamite silence. Again. This was a clear indication to him and he understood that she required her space. She stubbed her almost dead cigarette against the tree and started to leave.

‘Thank you’, she said. It was loud enough for him to listen yet very soft for him to comprehend.

He looked at her walk away, hoping she would look back. She didn't.

The not so glorious day ended just to give way to another not so glorious day. The only thing that was different today was that it hadn't rained.

He stood there, against the wall having his regular smoke.

‘Can I borrow your Zippo?’ she asked.

Glorious Day.